Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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