I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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