you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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