Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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