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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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  While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.

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  A BJ like that needs to be recommended.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?

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  My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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• (310): View more from California

  I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Where do you think black out memories go?

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  Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.

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• (949): View more from California

  We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think

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