What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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