I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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