Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
