I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You are a genius and a whore.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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