You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
try to milk me bitch
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
