It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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