It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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