fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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