So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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