bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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