I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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