I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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