i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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