he puts the penis in happiness.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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