Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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