I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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