We won't sleep together?
In America we eat man semen.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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