Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
love makes seman taste better
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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