So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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