We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There r osticjed everywhere
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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