Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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