White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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