Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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