We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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