im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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