I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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