The maid of honor just puked.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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