4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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