Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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