Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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