So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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