porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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