is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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