I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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