chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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