He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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