I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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