I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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