If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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