walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I need to sanitize my soul.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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