Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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