Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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