if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
two words...techno handjob
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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