Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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