last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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