Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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