Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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