Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
