he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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