And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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