the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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