You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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