I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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