Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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